tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896508460812112761.post8262309315913405271..comments2023-05-26T09:46:57.207-05:00Comments on Hillbilly Mansion Five: Clubbing With Hillbilly MomHillbilly Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896508460812112761.post-31057684336668569972010-11-15T20:58:13.319-06:002010-11-15T20:58:13.319-06:00Mommy Ann,
Sing it, Sistah!
Today one of them sa...Mommy Ann,<br />Sing it, Sistah! <br /><br />Today one of them said, "The word of the day is legs. Spread the word."<br /><br />Another one, who must not have a book of 1970s hippie pr0n at home, started squawking, "Legs! Legs!"<br /><br />The worldly hippie pr0n girl had to explain the concept to her.<br /><br />I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896508460812112761.post-60954278701410230962010-11-15T20:10:57.844-06:002010-11-15T20:10:57.844-06:00My 14 year old sex stories went like this: ...so ...My 14 year old sex stories went like this: ...so when my mom was on the phone with the preacher's wife, we snuck to the back yard, made our way in between some corn stalks, and totally kissed. With tongue. SQUEEEEEEEEE!<br /><br />I don't think I was ready for the actual act until much, much later, and neither are they. I know I sound like that preacher's wife my mom was talking to, but I'm sad for those kids. They ARE cheating themselves out of childhood, and a good number of them WILL get pregnant long before they're ready, and MTV isn't going to show up with a camera and make them famous or help pay the bills.Mommy Needs a Xanaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01807707012305893563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896508460812112761.post-55476430497906590722010-11-13T20:04:35.307-06:002010-11-13T20:04:35.307-06:00Jennifer,
Sorry I addressed you as 'Chick'...Jennifer, <br />Sorry I addressed you as 'Chick' in the above comment! I was thinking of my blog buddy Chickadee.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896508460812112761.post-64845643153145486092010-11-13T20:02:52.088-06:002010-11-13T20:02:52.088-06:00Chick,
I'm afraid that's what they're ...Chick,<br />I'm afraid that's what they're shooting for--fame and fortune on Teen Mom. They need time to be kids. They probably still went trick-or-treating this year. They've got the whole rest of their lives to be hoochies, if they so desire. But now is not the time.Hillbilly Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18067833789262242514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7896508460812112761.post-82465012482947356722010-11-13T16:22:55.355-06:002010-11-13T16:22:55.355-06:00WOW. And let me guess these 14 yr old girls don...WOW. And let me guess these 14 yr old girls don't care if the guy is 22 or so?<br /><br />UGH. <br /><br />Children!<br /><br />At least they provide you with great material to blog about.. let's hope their next club isn't Teen Mom Club.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17212395914340215836noreply@blogger.com