Thursday, July 7, 2011

Isn't It Funny How...

Isn't it funny how...

* I can sit at my computer for hours and nobody speaks to me, but the minute I turn on some music, I'm the wise Yoda everybody consults before making a decision

* Severe thunderstorms roll in at the time I am planning to watch the season premiere of Big Brother 13, sure to cause an interruption in my Dish Network satellite signal

* A 16-year-old boy can eat a salad and a leftover McDonald's cheeseburger for supper and declare that he's full, and thirty minutes later ask permission to go to a Mexican restaurant for supper with his friends

* A rousing game of Keep the Bread Crumbs away from the Guineas can raise your spirits

* You buy dark blue shower-shoe flip-flops for your son because he says he will only wear a dark color, yet when you describe the other choice as white with a royal blue insole, he says, "Cool. I wish you'd got me those"

* The Devil's Playground in a neighboring town keeps the Mederma in a plastic lock-box of sorts, like the kind they put expensive video games in to cart up to the Devil's Handmaiden

* The song "I Got You Babe" now conjures up the topic of transgenderism

* The more time you have, the more time you waste

* Kenny Rodgers in unrecognizable now

* People hate the Duggars because they have a stable, two-parent home for their 19 kids, and don't take handouts or use credit

* A mere ten years ago, we were able to survive without a cell phone in our hands sixteen hours a day

* People have grown so thin-skinned that words now seem to break their bones


Kathy's Klothesline said...

So much to think about .....

Hillbilly Mom said...

Like how your pool people think the rules apply to everybody else.