Breaking news from the salt mines:
Student Strives to Make Mrs. Hillbilly Mom's Never Ever List
A student was seen and heard flipping his folder over and over and over on his desk yesterday. Mrs. Hillbilly Mom was preoccupied with taking attendance, which is actually what she is paid to do, since federal funding is linked to student enrollment. Flipper inquired, "How many times can a folder be flipped?" Mrs. Hillbilly Mom ignored the question, assuming it was rhetorical, and hit submit. As she walked to the front of the room to begin class, she heard Student mutter, "I bet that's something you should never, ever do--flip your folder."