In honor of my teaching buddy Mabel's birthday today, I am typing her a birthday song.
Happy Birthday to you,
You work in a zoo,
But it's not all that bad,
Because I work there too.
Happy Birthday to you,
Sometime you may view,
Flowered panties out a pants leg,
Across the math lab from you.
Happy Birthday to you,
Women faculty have a clean loo,
That teacher's kids moved away,
Now we don't see their poo.
Happy Birthday to you,
Parking-lot mud is like goo,
I'd never step on your stones,
In my fancy Italian shoes.
Happy Birthday to you,
You are the one who
Celebrates Pi Day,
Little Debbie loves you.
Happy Birthday to you,
Groundhog Day is Feb. 2,
Your best ever holiday,
Your son thinks so too.
Happy Birthday to you,
Sign up to bring foo....d
For Thanksgiving lunch,
Rolls by you-know-who.
Happy Birthday to you, Mabel. One of these days, I'm going to erase my mental block and get the date right. At least I was in the neighborhood, thinking it was the 17th. Tomorrow I'll bring you some swag. Promise.
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