Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The Two Inquisitions

Kids are OH SO INQUISITIVE.
And here are two vignettes to verify my view:
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"Who smells like old man?"

"Probably Zeke."

"No. That would be Red Man."
(As in the brand of chewing tobacco, for you city folks).

"It's Old Spice."

"More like 'Too MUCH Spice!"

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"What'd you do to your arm?"

"I fell out of a tree playing dodgeball."
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Sometimes, you just know it's better not to ask for details.

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