Saturday, December 11, 2010

Just A Note

To Whom It May Concern:

Please excuse Mrs. Hillbilly Mom from writing on her blog tonight. She has not been feeling well for the past two days. Her knees ache, she is lightheaded, and feels a bit nauseous. The least little incident sends her into a fit of rage, or a bout of silent weeping.

Please send her work to the Hillbilly Mansion, where she will try to complete it betwixt Christmas shopping and wrapping, laundry, food gathering, cooking, dish washing, decluttering, vacuuming, dusting, Pony-elbow-binding, Chex mix stirring, bill paying, and listening to the immortal lectures of Blowhard H.

Sonic reports that Mrs. Hillbilly Mom has not shown up for her daily Diet Coke with Lime since Monday evening. Something seems to be amiss. If you wish to suggest a remedy, such as a mustard plaster, cod liver oil, or slathering the soles of her feet with Vicks VapoRub, feel free to do so.

The Formerly Hilarious and Carefree Blog that wants its Hillbilly Mom back.

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