Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Another Page From The Encyclopedia Of Common Knowledge

A few things I learned from The Encyclopedia of Common Knowledge yesterday, courtesy of my students:

*The earth revolves on its axle.

*A common rodent is the ant.

*If you want a new game for your phone, you just need to download the ape.

*Roe is how you move your canoe from place to place.

*Scurry results from not consuming enough vitamin C.

*People who are afraid of skin cancer should just stay inside already. They need to stop crying about sunscreen. And quit putting it on your babies, too. Babies stink enough already from pee and poop. They don't need sunscreen smell to make it worse.

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