Overheard this morning in the hallowed halls of Hillmomba's Newmentia...
Teacher, hustling down the hall, waving a stack of newly-copied diagrams:
"We're learning about the reproductive system today."
Custodian, putting broom back in the closet:
"Call me if you need help."
Except for being a tad risque for the blue-haired elementary teacher set, that would make an excellent cartoon for School & Community, the magazine of the Missouri State Teachers Association. Too bad I can't cartoon worth a whit. It's way better than Elaine's New Yorker cartoon of a pig at the complaint department saying, "I wish I was taller."