Isn't It Funny

Isn't it funny that...

The kid who wears his jeans with the waistband at his thighs, showing the entire school his underwear, is the same kid who would slap the school with a lawsuit if they told him to drop his jeans for a contraband search?

A certain teacher calls a couple of kids on their cell phones regarding school functions, then wonders how all the kids got his cell phone number?

The girl who has been broadcasting for weeks that she is going to turn 16 and get her driver's license is flabbergasted that she didn't pass after the second time, just because she drove down the middle of the road and made a turn too wide after a stop sign, crossing the center line, and forgot to apply the emergency brake when parking on a hill?

A group who steals two paper bridge designs from a neighboring group becomes outraged when a member of that other group dares to look at their design?

Sonic lets people with short-term memory loss work the drive-thru?

A lunchmate mentions that over the weekend, he took his dog and his wife for a walk at the state park, in that order?

Mrs. Hillbilly Mom asks that rhetorical question using the word funny when what she really means is odd?