At the Mansion, nobody else knows...
*a spaghetti dinner does not cook in five minutes.
*trash piled over the top of the wastebasket means it is time to empty the wastebasket.
*a dumpster dumped by the trash service dumping truck on Tuesday should be back by the garage before Saturday.
*a blue backyard pool should not appear green.
*clothes worn for two hours or less are actually still clean clothes.
*a person sitting in front of the TV looking at the screen is also trying to listen to the sound.
*the person calling your name is expecting to hear a response.
*you should not use the same towel indefinitely until it falls apart.
*The Devil will sell antiperspirant to anybody.
*it is customary to use the already-opened bag of Blazin' Chicken Chunks before ripping open a new one.
*Pringles is not a food group.
*Moms have feelings, too.